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uh, blog?

......it's me writing stuff. it tends to be random.
Jul 5 '13

maxolines:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

image

Mar 16 '13

acidbroadcast:

so there’s been a slight flood in my news feed with CaptainSparklez and TheStrippin. both sides of the flood are going on about how “hot” they both are. which do you say?

Mar 16 '13

thayat:

TheStrippin and KaeyiDream dancing to Umbrella by: Rihanna

Mar 16 '13
yourunderwaterbride:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

The Birthday From Hell.
Make a wish.

yourunderwaterbride:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

The Birthday From Hell.

Make a wish.

(Source: bored-im)

Mar 15 '13

trailofdesire:

notmissmarple:

dorkery:

dendropsyche:

Like, I knew shepherding was a boring job

but these guys really had nothing better to do

Oh my god

this is the BEST THING

I HAVE SEEN

ALL MONTH

Could not hit reblog fast enough.

you are SHITTING ME

(Source: extremetanning)

Mar 14 '13
aboardtheyogscast:

I don’t need a reason.

NOO JUST A BIT CLOSER STRIPPIN

aboardtheyogscast:

I don’t need a reason.

NOO JUST A BIT CLOSER STRIPPIN

Jan 21 '13
Cats are so intelligent… - Imgur

Cats are so intelligent… - Imgur

Jan 13 '13

The Durincest Diaries

thedistancebetweenit:

Gandalf The Grey joined the party

Read More

LOLZ

Nov 6 '12

scoliipede:

mank-junt:

no-clothes-allowed:

Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage.

I love this post 

Crying
This is wonderful

Beautiful

Oct 20 '12
annatherabidmarmotsqueen:

-Do you EVER shut up
-Do you EVER stop frowning mr.Frowny frownerson,i mean seriously you don´t have any other expressions besides that did your face get stuck that way or…
—-
more of the fox!stiles wolf!derek AU
CAN´T STOP
WON´T STOP

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 
YES
THIS IS HOW STEREK SHOULD BE

annatherabidmarmotsqueen:

-Do you EVER shut up

-Do you EVER stop frowning mr.Frowny frownerson,i mean seriously you don´t have any other expressions besides that did your face get stuck that way or…

—-

more of the fox!stiles wolf!derek AU

CAN´T STOP

WON´T STOP

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

YES

THIS IS HOW STEREK SHOULD BE

(Source: anathemarmotqueen)